Tumblr’s new ad sales pitch deck: “Brands finally are front and center.”
Your take, people of Tumblr?
i’m not entirely sure what this actually is
It’s putting sponsored posts onto people’s dashboards
oh
that’s kind of annoying
as long as the dash doesn’t get out of control i guess
This better be optional or someone had better get on an extension for removing ad posts from your dash. I fucking hate shit like this.
Dafuq is this crap? You know, other than exactly what none of us want to deal with.
Not a good move.
When people interrupt me while I’m reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP
get this away from me
Holy fuck
I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD LAUGH OR CRY SEND HELP
that must have been quite the………………….. chase
No, I heard it SUCKED.
Huh… I thought it blew.
I blame tumblr
So… A bunch of the younger people I follow have been posting about Hetalia. I was watching it last night. Now, at random points during the day, the only thing I can think is
PASTA!!!!
Free Light House to History Buffs →
No longer needed by the U.S. Coast Guard, the historic Superior entry lighthouse is being offered free to any eligible entity for educational, recreational, cultural or historic preservation purposes.
“One of the most fascinating archeological finds in Russia has been the discovery of hundreds of “birchbark documents” (messages written on the bark of birch trees with a sharp stylus) that were created from the 11th to the 15th century.
The birchbark documents of Novgorod are a major source for information about life in Medieval Novgorod because they are not the writings of church theologians or political leaders, but rather, personal messages, IOUs, love letters, shopping lists, and so on. One of the most fascinating items, in my mind, is a collection of children’s drawings that have been unearthed.
Children’s drawings in the Middle Ages?! Even if such things were created in period, how could they have survived to the present day? After all, finger paints, magic markers, and crayons were not yet in use, paper was far too valuable of a commodity to waste on children, and refrigerator doors were unavailable for the display of Junior’s artistic genius. Most of the products of childhood inspiration probably were expressed on the ephemeral canvas of dirt or sand.
But birchbark was a different story. The bark was widely available (although there are indications that excessive use of the medium caused a decline in the local birch population) and easily cultivated. Anyone could use it. When one was finished with the message, it was simply thrown into the mud, where the presence of water and clay created an unusually bacteria-free environment which preserved the documents. So, we have the ideal medium: cheap, easy to come by, and (thanks to unique geology) preserved for hundreds of years.
The drawings from Novgorod that we have found appear to all come from a Russian boy named Onfim, who lived at the end of the twelfth century or beginning of the thirteenth century in the city of Novgorod. By the estimate of the archaeologists who unearthed his works, he was around seven years old at the time that he made these drawings.
Onfim was being taught to write, but he was obviously restless with his lessons and when he could get away with it, he intermixed his assignments with doodlings. In this first example, he started to write out the first eleven letters of the alphabet in the upper right corner, but got bored and drew a picture of himself as a grown-up warrior impaling an enemy with his spear. To remove any doubt about the identity of the warrior, he even labeled the person on the horse as “Onfim.”
Fantasies of becoming a mighty warrior were not the only things that Onfim thought up though. In another example, he took the piece of bark that he was practicing on (left), turned it over (right), and drew a picture of himself disguised as a wild beast (which he identified by writing “I am a wild beast” [Ia zver’] over it). The beast, with its long tongue (or fiery breath), is apparently still a friendly beast as it is carrying a sign that reads “Greetings from Onfim to Danilo” [Poklon ot Onfima ko Danile]. Danilo (i.e., Daniel) was probably a friend, perhaps even a schoolmate sitting next to Onfim.
Onfim liked to draw people and while his artistic aptitude may have been lacking, he was prolific.”
If girls had a penis for a day:
No I’ll be more like :
OR
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
WHAT THE HELL?
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