Stitch-n-Time


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So, this is the place where I ramble about whatever the hell I want to. Because it's my place. Not yours. That does not mean your opinions are not valid, it just means that I don't necessarily have to pay attention to them.

With that being said, welcome! There's lots of stuff here. Everything from poking fun at religions (all of them, including my own) to poking fun at myself, to some pretty serious stuff every now and again. Just not often.

Welcome to my little corner of the web.

Praise to Lada and Lado.

I did a thing!  

Ask me anything

amber-and-ice:

theslavbarbarian:

wretchedoftheearth:

theslavbarbarian:

shortformblog:

maxistentialist:

Tumblr’s new ad sales pitch deck“Brands finally are front and center.”

Your take, people of Tumblr?

i’m not entirely sure what this actually is

It’s putting sponsored posts onto people’s dashboards

oh

that’s kind of annoying

as long as the dash doesn’t get out of control i guess

This better be optional or someone had better get on an extension for removing ad posts from your dash. I fucking hate shit like this.

Dafuq is this crap? You know, other than exactly what none of us want to deal with.


Not a good move.

Tagged: and really - 18 minutes per visit?

Source: Business Insider

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

Source: mediaite.com

When people interrupt me while I’m reading

laugh-addict:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

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When really, my reaction is something like:

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Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar

trollinthekitchen:

witchyroses:

foxyplaydate:

asylum-countess:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”



I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP

get this away from me

Holy fuck

I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD LAUGH OR CRY SEND HELP

trollinthekitchen:

witchyroses:

foxyplaydate:

asylum-countess:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

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I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP

get this away from me

Holy fuck

I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD LAUGH OR CRY SEND HELP

Source: dimpuch

randomguy319:

docot:

that must have been quite the………………….. chase

No, I heard it SUCKED.

Huh… I thought it blew.

randomguy319:

docot:

that must have been quite the………………….. chase

No, I heard it SUCKED.

Huh… I thought it blew.

Source: tibets

I blame tumblr

So… A bunch of the younger people I follow have been posting about Hetalia. I was watching it last night. Now, at random points during the day, the only thing I can think is

PASTA!!!!

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

Source: lickypickystickyme

Free Light House to History Buffs →

koboldfacedlie:

One of the most fascinating archeological finds in Russia has been the discovery of hundreds of “birchbark documents” (messages written on the bark of birch trees with a sharp stylus) that were created from the 11th to the 15th century.

The birchbark documents of Novgorod are a major source for information about life in Medieval Novgorod because they are not the writings of church theologians or political leaders, but rather, personal messages, IOUs, love letters, shopping lists, and so on. One of the most fascinating items, in my mind, is a collection of children’s drawings that have been unearthed.

Children’s drawings in the Middle Ages?! Even if such things were created in period, how could they have survived to the present day? After all, finger paints, magic markers, and crayons were not yet in use, paper was far too valuable of a commodity to waste on children, and refrigerator doors were unavailable for the display of Junior’s artistic genius. Most of the products of childhood inspiration probably were expressed on the ephemeral canvas of dirt or sand.

But birchbark was a different story. The bark was widely available (although there are indications that excessive use of the medium caused a decline in the local birch population) and easily cultivated. Anyone could use it. When one was finished with the message, it was simply thrown into the mud, where the presence of water and clay created an unusually bacteria-free environment which preserved the documents. So, we have the ideal medium: cheap, easy to come by, and (thanks to unique geology) preserved for hundreds of years.

The drawings from Novgorod that we have found appear to all come from a Russian boy named Onfim, who lived at the end of the twelfth century or beginning of the thirteenth century in the city of Novgorod. By the estimate of the archaeologists who unearthed his works, he was around seven years old at the time that he made these drawings. 

Onfim was being taught to write, but he was obviously restless with his lessons and when he could get away with it, he intermixed his assignments with doodlings. In this first example, he started to write out the first eleven letters of the alphabet in the upper right corner, but got bored and drew a picture of himself as a grown-up warrior impaling an enemy with his spear. To remove any doubt about the identity of the warrior, he even labeled the person on the horse as “Onfim.” 

Fantasies of becoming a mighty warrior were not the only things that Onfim thought up though. In another example, he took the piece of bark that he was practicing on (left), turned it over (right), and drew a picture of himself disguised as a wild beast (which he identified by writing “I am a wild beast” [Ia zver’] over it). The beast, with its long tongue (or fiery breath), is apparently still a friendly beast as it is carrying a sign that reads “Greetings from Onfim to Danilo” [Poklon ot Onfima ko Danile]. Danilo (i.e., Daniel) was probably a friend, perhaps even a schoolmate sitting next to Onfim. 

Onfim liked to draw people and while his artistic aptitude may have been lacking, he was prolific.”

source: http://www.goldschp.net/SIG/onfim/onfim.html

Source: koboldfacedlie

If girls had a penis for a day:

dean-pudim:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

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No I’ll be more like :

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OR

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you forgot one

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I CAN’T BREATHE

WHAT THE HELL?

Source: mynameiscomedy